iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

please don’t bring up hentai at a family gathering thanks

terriblechan:

-blunt:

terriblechan:

happy egg day

wat do eggs have 2 do wit jesus

Jesus was an egg once

glameows:

that emotion you experience when there is an absence of a gf

surlyujest:

quick downfall

surlyujest:

quick downfall

nosdrinker:

I’M PASSING OUT

nosdrinker:

I’M PASSING OUT

bombing:

capitalistpropaganda:

bombing:

daedricsheep:

bombing:

idea: a really big cage

to hold what?

people who question my ideas

not so sure how I feel about this one

i’m going to need a bigger cage

visiting family for easter and theyre probably going to want to watch game of thrones tonight and im going to have to sit there and not critique it viciously or talk about spoilers like