cant sleep because thinking about video games

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

nflstreet:

trombonerenegade:

when you see it

this is real
seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

seriousjones:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

solos1s:

by いしわりこ

japaneseanimes:

i’m setting my computer on fire

nothing makes me angrier than forced moral choices in video games where the outcome is the same no matter what you choose like do not waste my goddamn time lucina I don’t need this

nothing makes me angrier than forced moral choices in video games where the outcome is the same no matter what you choose like do not waste my goddamn time lucina I don’t need this

fake gamer girl: i love zelda she's so cool
me: zelda is the name of the guy
svveden:

sick……

svveden:

sick……