Update on Me
So some people have been asking me questions lately, just some stuff about me and my life, questions like
- “Randall what have you been up to these days?”
- “How are your independent archeological studies going”
- “Why aren’t you in prison for trying to kill all those people causing millions worth in damage to a city and kidnapping a little boy?”
- “When are you going to move out of my basement?”
- “How is your relationship with Angela doing?”
- “Its been 6 months Randall how long do you expect me to float you?”
- “Go get a job you lazy piece of shit no dont start crying again im done with your excuses you have 2 weeks until i dump you and your sorry ass out on the pavement along with your boxes of ‘artifacts’ that are actually just litter you found out in the garden. You are disappointment to the Ascot family name. If only your father could see you now, well i guess its a good thing he’s already dead.”
Actually, I have been doing pretty well these days! I’ve been learning to love myself again and reconnect with the friends who will still talk me (Hershel please return my calls). All 2 of them have been very encouraging about me re-embracing archeology and ive found plenty of artifacts already!
Incredible!! To think Akbadain still held this many historical treasure and I was the one lucky enough to find them with such limited resources.
This kind of leads into the next question but YES I have been a little strapped for cash lately, most of the finances Henry had put aside for me went into rebuilding Monte D’or and paying off the cops and the Triton boy’s parents into not pressing charges.
It’s all good though I’ve been staying at my mother’s place, even if she’s kind of been riding my ass. Like wow ok I am an adult i can take of myself and i HAVE been looking for job no matter how if looks to you. In fact I just had interview with the History Channel today and they said with my “high school sophomore level understanding of ancient culture” and “hair like that” i had a very good chance of getting a position on Ancient Aliens, so you can BACK OFF a bit Mom ok?
Me and Angela are taking what break from each other. She read this in one of her womanly magazines (i wouldnt know i only read archeology mags and sometimes GQ) that apparently if you are in a relationship and you wait a long time to do it with each other its like 30 times as hot when you finally do have sex. But apparently 18 years isnt long enough so we need to wait a little while longer because then it will be like 31 times as hot and im all for hot sex stuff with Angela so i thought this sounded like a good plan.
Im not going to respond to that last one Mother.